As promised, the not-so long anticipated Wedding chapter!  I can almost see Generation Five as we speak.  I say almost because I can’t scroll all the way down to the bottom and type at the same time… Oops sorry SPOILER.  Anywho, the sooner I get on with it the sooner you can see generation five too!  So on the show goes!  Yeah, so I left it for a bit, I’m coming back to it 6 weeks later… No excuse really.  Just life got busy…I may or may not have started a new legacy for shigs and gittles 😛

Lola Belle:  “Hmm.  Jupiter is going to be living here?  It’s okay I suppose…”

Kai:  “Just look at how my dramatic cheek-bones and athletic physique fade into the decor!  This just will not do!”

Lucretia:  “Uh.  Can’t you see I’m trying to get ready here?”

Ah, it’s Wedding Day.  And with Wedding Day comes the traditional inspection of the marital chambers by the mother-in-law, and her live-in partner who hates the offspring in question.

Also randomly ‘kai’ in Maori means food… Don’t get too many people called Kai in this part of the world 😀

Lucretia:  “BLEEEAAARWTFGGGGHFFS!”

Oh dear was it something you ate?  Or are you nervous?

“Go  yourself!”

Yeah, I’ve been really getting into American Idol this season, first season since Chris Daughtry…I dunno why… It might be because of STEVEN TYLER.  (Yeah, I’m a fan-girl 😛 )

Also, Lucretia isn’t fooling anyone is she?  There’s only one reason females throw-up in the MacTavish Household am I right?

Of course it wouldn’t be a classy wedding without a groom with bright blue hair and torn jeans now would it?

None of this would have happened if we could have gotten him to move in before the wedding… But noooo, he assured us he had it all under control!

Lucretia:  “Uh Boss?  Do you think that maybe I could take the day off…Just this once?  I’m kind of supposed to get married RIGHT now.”

Guess who forgot their work schedule in all the excitement of the impending nuptuals?

Lucretia:  “Is there anything else you’d like me to add?  I’ve been trying to get married for the last 2 hours!  I swear if someone delays me again I’m gonna put a cap in their ass!”

Wrong type of gangsta darling.

Lucretia:  “Fine.  Cement shoes then! One more word and you’ll be wearing them!”

❤ (technically not a word, but an emoticon!)

Finally after 2 long labourious sim hours everyone gathers kinda in the right place…Yep it’s a sims 3 wedding.  I’m lucky no-one has decided to kidnap babies or something.

I cannot wait for Generations!  Because I haven’t had one of my own, I tend to want my Sims to have lavish decadent nuptials.

Included for the awesomeness of having something other than a plumbob hanging over their heads.

Lucretia:  “Darling we’re kind of in the right place, how bout you put that ring on me and make me an honest woman!”

Jupiter:  “Shhhh!  This is harder than it looks.”

I forget who provided the rice that makes this shot artistic, but thanks random party person!

Lucretia:  “Pucker up lover boy!”

And finally they seal the deal with a sedate and chaste kiss…

Does anyone else want to jam one of those dentist sucker things in the gaping chasm that is Jupiter’s mouth?  I know I do!

Lola Belle:  “Awww!  My babies all grown up!  I just love weddings *sniffsniff*”

Kai:  “Kai is mad!  Also I don’t like singlets with large chains”

Pretty much everyone else except Jethro:  “Ho-hum…”

Jethro:  “Yes!  I just love this new deck guys!”

Pascal:  “Your boobies, zey look like ze Pyrenee’s from down ‘ere!”

Maximus:  “Did someone say boobies?  Wowser!  They do look like mountains!”

Talulla:  “Heh.  Awkward!”

Delisha steals the show, despite not actually wearing anything resembling formal wear… She’s like catnip, only for old people.

You know, I’m sure if anyone else in this family had done this I would have documented it.  Seeing as I haven’t had any pee shots for four generations, I’m guessing that it hasn’t happened before.  Gee thanks Gil!  I could have gotten points for ‘Noble Composure’ if it weren’t for you.  And if I was playing for points too I guess… if you want to get technical.

Jethro:  “Hold on a sec bro!  I totally gotta post this on SimTube!  So glad I had my phone on me!”

As you can see Gil totally upstaged his sister.  And lulz it totally looks like Jethro is taking a picture of it ;).

Lucretia:  “Fear me b*tches, for I am married and have bling!”

And you’re mildly gorgeous.

Lucretia:  “That too.”

Yeah, ok so I just included this picture cos it was pretty awesome.

Lucretia: *Sneaksneaksneak*

Jethro:  “Man I’m hungry… I wish there was wedding cake.”

Lucretia:  *Sneaksneakwiggle* (Like a cat yo, them cats be masters of stalking and pouncing… and they always wiggle!)

Jethro:  *Oblivious*

Lucretia:  “RRRRAAAWWWR!!!!! WTF is that?  Now get the  outta my house!”

Jethro:  “OMG HEART-ATTACK!  And ‘k!”

And so the twins Talulla and Jethro sneak past the gargantuan paparazzi who took advantage of the open gates for the wedding, and I’ve gotten lost in this sentence, to start their own interesting and dramatic lives outside of the Legacy homestead.  Good luck guys!  I’m gonna miss your crazy ass Jethro.  Talulla, I’m sure the sprinkler will miss you too!

Lucretia:  “Ah my precious first minion…Soon you will be born and grow up and make me money…”

OMG!  The first hints of generation 5!  *cues ominous music*

Gilbert eats, sleeps and poops books!  Which is kind of fitting considering he’s a self-employed author!

(Yay for glitches!)

Jupiter:  “Why hello!  Please allow me to introduce myself.  Or rather, let me be introduced whilst I flutter my long manly eyelashes at you.”

Yeah, so I don’t think we’ve gone over this before…so here is Jupiter MacTavish (nee Belle) in all his glory.  Firstly, he’s a snob.  But we figured that out with all of his preening.  Also, he’s not to fond of the outdoors (Which gets more interesting in a moment), He’s handy, over-emotional and a vegetarian.  But LOL he want’s to become a creature-robot cross-breeder (Talk about destined for this generation) so he must endure the vicious outdoors to get his gardening up to acceptable levels.  Oh yeah.  He also likes pink, Latin music and Lobster Therimdor.

Lucretia:  “Haha!  I OWN this place… No literally, I own it.  Just bought out the other partners.”

Meanwhile…

Lucretia:  “I’m also a partner here!”

Talk about ensuring job security!  And this concludes Lucretia’s current property buying spree!

Lucretia:  “Finally!  Some privacy!…”

Lucretia:  “Awww Nooboo!  Mummy loves you!  Yes she does! Smoochywoochycoo!”

And I bet you thought she was going to do illicit substances or something!

Jupiter:  “Awww!  I can’t believe that we made something that beautiful!  *sniff*”

Darn baby isn’t even born yet, and already it’s parents are getting all weird and over-emotional about it…Oh wait.  Nope.  That’s just Jupiter and his traits!

Ghost-Griselda:  “OMG!!!1!!  Canni have your autograph?!?! *squee*”

Chance:  “Sure thing Mom!”

Yeah.  Weird.

Suddenly, Griselda no longer recognizes Chance as her son, but instead her very famous friend… bound to happen I guess, considering it wasn’t that long ago they moved to Bridgeport.

I love having neat Sims in the house!  It means I can force them to do housework.  Edgardo on the other hand isn’t such a big fan.

Betty:  “I feel so fulfilled!  I have just become the Grand Poomba of the Educational community in Bridgeport!  I can feel the power coursing through my veins!”

Betty finally manages to climb to the top of the education career track.  I can cross that off my list… If I had a list.  Also you may have noticed that Chance and Betty haven’t really appeared much at all in the last couple of chapters.  I suspect it’s due to the fact that they are actually extremely boring.  And Lucretia isn’t really.  Gilbert is usually pretty boring too…

Gilbert:  “Heh!  Look who’s boring now!  Would a boring person sabotage their own laptop?  No!  I live on the edge baby!  Deal with it!  *smirk*”

Shame your brother in law is like Handy and can fix it in like 5 pokes of s screw driver then isn’t it?

Gilbert:  “Screw you lady!  Screw you!”

Later that same evening…

Lucretia:  “What?  Oh there’s nothing to see here.  Just me and some ninja’s…”

Lucretia:  “Owowowowow!  Paaain!”

As I was saying.

Jupiter:  “OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!1!!”

Lucretia:  “Yes.  Over emotional sims do tend to over-react to the littlest things.”

I wouldn’t call the birth of your first born a little thing exactly Lucretia.  Just saying.

Bridgeport may not have been built upon Rock and Roll, but it appears that they have been experimenting with using rock’n’roll as a renewable energy source for powering the large number of vehicles congesting the city’s roads.

(Wrong time to call anyways.  To the Hospital!)

So finally after a journey that took many hours across hazardous terrain…(Seriously they had to go down the hill, into the city then out again… >.<) Jupiter and Lucretia make it to the only hospital serving the greater metropolitan area of Bridgeport.

But isn’t the view to die for?  (Hopefully not literally.)  Shame it’s a dark picture of them however.

Lucretia:  “Dude, back away from my son before I rip your throat out.  *grrrrr*”

Jupiter (thinking):  “My word that man is impeccably dressed.  Always trust a man in a tuxedo I say.”

Ladies and gentlemen let me be the first to announce the arrival of Generation FIVE!  That’s half-way already!  It’s only been like almost a year!  At this rate I’ll  be able to finish before the world ends in 2012!  Welcome to the world little man, whom I will introduce in a future chapter (hopefully before the world ends)!

Lucretia:  “Hey baby!  How about you and I get to making a spare for our heir*?  I’ve got to have 3 pregnancies, and I want to be Emperor of Evil before I get all old and saggy…”

Jupiter:  “Oh Luce!  you’re such a romantic!”

*Artistic licence used as the heir is yet to be decided.

And with that I will leave the MacTavishes for another little while.  Shortly after this happened, Lucretia did something that made me feel very very dirty… I’m hoping I’ll feel the urge to do more than update their bathroom shortly.  Fingers crossed.